The Bay City Rumble Report
By: ADudeNamed Anthony
There once was a man from Bay City,
Who always drove his car in the canal.
And it does seem quite fitting,
His car is not the only one in this locale.
It's the Bay City Rumble Report:
SUMMARY OF RACE RESULTS:
May 7th
Cannonsphere Run
Vehicle: Cars
Host: ADudeNamed Anthony
Winner - First Lag: Uccie Galway
Winner - Second Lag: ADudeNamed Anthony
Crossing Ratings:
For Me: C
For Others: C
Notables:
Avoid the breedable horses during this race!
May 14th
Davy Jones' Revenge
Vehicle: Boats
Host: Clockwork Puppet
Winners:
Winner - First Lag: Tam'yn
Winner - Second Lag: Tam'yn
Crossing Ratings:
For Me: F+
For Others: F+
Notables:
Somebody at the lab needs to just replace a couple of computers. Just sayin'.
May 21st
Dennis 500
Vehicle: Cars, Lapped
Host: Benjamin Wahl
Winners:
First Race: Benjamin Wahl
Second Race: Benjamin Wahl
Third Race: Rachel Seelowe
Crossing Ratings:
For Me: F-
For Others: D
Notables:
I think Ben practices here all month ahead of us.
May 28th:
Airplane Classic
Vehicle: Aircraft
Host: Marianne McCann
Winners:
First Lag: Uccie Galway
Second Lag: Angela Galway
For Me: B-
For Others: B
Notables:
The Galways owned this race. In helicopters no less!
June's Tentative Schedule:
June 4th: Demolition Derby - Cars Provided For You
June 11th: Boat Run - Water Craft
June 18th: Dennis 500 - Cars
June 25th: Airplane Classic - Aircraft
(All events and locations subject to change.)
"Thanks fer playin'!"
See you at the next Rumble!
ADudeNamed Anthony
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